Misomania
Kiss my ass.

Kiss my ass.

nuthingsacred

Uhhhh … Repost, please. You’ll note that most of your followers are gay men. Give the people what they want. Also, let’s see your (no doubt shapely) butt.

Well, I posted the videos a couple of years ago. I don’t know which ones they’d be anymore. I’m also just not sure I’m up for posting nudity at this point.

Also, I know most of my viewers are gay men. The problem with that is that I’m straight. I mean, it’s cool and all that gay guys like me, but.. it’s not my target demographic, haha.

I did actually take a butt picture recently… who knows, maybe I’ll post it. Maybe.

My butt isn’t anything special, though.

nuthingsacred

Okay, enough with the false modesty on your nude galleries. You know you’re ridiculously hot.   ;-)

Any videos?

I’m afraid I only wish I was hot.

As for videos, I believe I had some private ones ages ago, but they’d be buried so far down in my blog, there’s no way I’d ever find them, if they even still exist..

Here is a short clip showing off our hotel room at Anime Detour and the view outside our room.

Here is another short clip from Anime Detour. This one contains me and also contains an adorable little Chun Lee.

My friends and I went to Anime Detour this year. This is a brief clip of us from the first day.

I stayed at a friend’s house Thursday night, but they lost their parking pass so I had to park down the street at the mall. The first image above is what I was met with upon returning to my car Friday morning… The snow was packed in all around my car up to my bumper and as far back as my rear axle under my car. Obviously I didn’t have a shovel. I didn’t even bring gloves. So I had to dig my car out with nothing but a window scraper.

In the third picture, my friend Angel braided my hair. What you can’t see is that she accidentally braided my hoodie string into my hair…

For the fourth picture, Angel lent me her kitty ears so that I could get a picture of myself in them as requested by primixthe.

Lastly, Angel grabbed one of the hats that were being sold in the dealer room and put it on my head. She said it looked good on me, so I had her snap a picture quick, while hoping the shop owner wouldn’t be angry that I was wearing it. I wish I would have thought to actually look at what she was selling. She might have had the perfect hat for me to use to cosplay as a dark/gothic/whatever Mad Hatter next year. Now I’ll never know…

I have what I would consider fairly extreme social anxiety. As a result, I broke all of the rules and only took pictures from afar without asking, like a creeper. I really apologize for that, but I could never have the courage to approach someone and ask them for permission. I would die.

As such, if you see yourself here and would like me to remove your picture, just let me know and I will do so.

Or, if you see yourself and would like me to add you to the tag or add a link to your blog or somewhere else, also let me know and I will do so.

I have what I would consider fairly extreme social anxiety. As a result, I broke all of the rules and only took pictures from afar without asking, like a creeper. I really apologize for that, but I could never have the courage to approach someone and ask them for permission. I would die.

As such, if you see yourself here and would like me to remove your picture, just let me know and I will do so.

Or, if you see yourself and would like me to add you to the tag or add a link to your blog or somewhere else, also let me know and I will do so.

I have what I would consider fairly extreme social anxiety. As a result, I broke all of the rules and only took pictures from afar without asking, like a creeper. I really apologize for that, but I could never have the courage to approach someone and ask them for permission. I would die.

As such, if you see yourself here and would like me to remove your picture, just let me know and I will do so.

Or, if you see yourself and would like me to add you to the tag or add a link to your blog or somewhere else, also let me know and I will do so.

Self-loathing problems

I got new pants but I don’t own a full-length mirror so I can’t see how they look on me…

doublebarrel12gauge:

@lucif-hare stole your shirt again and my face omg no

What the eff, man, I like that shirt, you can’t just take it =(

doublebarrel12gauge:

@lucif-hare
stole your shirt again and my face omg no

What the eff, man, I like that shirt, you can’t just take it =(

100 NSFW TMI Questions:
1. Are you a virgin?
No.
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
A few specifically know. A large number have seen it in pictures/video.
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
Not that I'm aware of, but you never know.
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
Never been married.
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
I am not celibate.
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
I was 19. I am 26 now, so about 7 years ago.
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
No.
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
Walked in on my mother's former fiance's son masturbating. Walked in on my uncle masturbating twice (it was dark the first time, so I don't think he knows about that one. Also, his dick is tiny.)
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Yes.
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I suppose it depends. I received many blow jobs while I drove. I fingered my ex once while I drove. One time my ex and I started to have sex in a bed in a door-less room in her mother's basement while her little brother was in the next room trying to watch tv. Her brother was having some problem with one of the remotes and kept calling to my ex for help until she gave in and went to help him. As a result, neither of us finished. We weren't particularly adventurous.
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
Outdoor sex. Ladies seem to be very against car sex for some reason and the one time I tried it, it was very difficult to get into a workable position (which caused my ex to immediately give up on it).
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
I always played with myself going back as far as I can remember, even before preschool. I'm not sure when I learned about masturbation or when I started to knowingly masturbate, but it would have been in my earlier teens most likely.
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
Many times.
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
Any male who has reached puberty and claims not to have had an erection in the last month is a liar. We often wake up with them, we get them for no apparent reason, and of course also when we are aroused. An erection doesn't necessarily mean the person is aroused. We get them daily whether we want to or not.
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
I literally /just/ finished masturbating.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
Only people who were meant to notice. Or who were okay to notice.
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
Usually just my hand. I do have a sex toy that I occasionally use.
18. What is your bra/penis size?
I'm not sure exactly. Somewhere between 7 and 8 inches.
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
Many have. My nudes are still posted publicly here on tumblr. All you have to do is click the link in my about me area on my blog.
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
The only thing that /wasn't/ strange was my fingers. I used the handle of a plunger once. And used plastic test tubes that a sour candy liquid came in.
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
I'm not a rough person.
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
Like 5 minutes ago.
23. When was the last time you had sex?
Almost 3 and a half years ago.
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
Like 5 minutes ago.
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
I bought a penis-shaped vibrator for my ex that ended up being exactly the same size and circumference as my penis (It was marked as an 8" vibrator, which is what leads me to believe I may be as much as 8 inches). I also bought one of those long skinny vibrators with the curved tip for her. Lastly for her, I purchased a bullet. After she left me, I purchased a Sasha Gray pocket pussy thing. It's like a fleshlight but without the plastic shell.
26. Guys: Circumsized?
Yes.
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
I don't know.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
My penis.
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
N/A
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Black boxers.
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
I've posted pictures and videos in the nude /publicly here on tumblr/. But yes, I've sent countless pictures and videos to many, many people over the years.
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
Yes and yes.
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
No. I've never done anything anonymously.
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
No. I don't do anything anonymously.
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
Never. A wet dream happens when a person does not engage in sexual activity for a long time. The semen builds up. The old stuff has to be sent off to make room for new stuff. And so you have a wet dream. I have always masturbated or had sex much too often to have ever had a wet dream happen to me.
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
I'm going to go ahead and assume based on this question that you didn't know the information I just posted above. You clearly want to know about a sex dream. I've had many sex dreams, however I'm afraid none seem to have stuck with me in any real capacity.
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Yes.
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
Probably.
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Yes.
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
Yes.
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
It's hard to say. I honestly don't remember what sex was like for the most part.
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
No.
43. Are you into any BDSM?
No.
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Sure. I'd probably have loved to have had sex with many, many people that I've come across in my life. But they were not interested or too far away or whatever else.
45. Turn on's?
I'm not really in the mood to go into a list like this.
46. Turn off's?
I'm really not in the mood to go into this one either, however, I will say that I've found lately that the idea of someone cheating or anything close to the idea of cheating not only immediately turns me off, but also bums me out.
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
You cannot convince me that a person who has reached puberty has not had a sexual fantasy about someone. I've had them about probably just about every non-related female I've ever known. It's been a long time since I was in a relationship, but my memory of it was that I completely lost any and all interest in any other female while I was with her. I stopped even noticing that other females or people in general were even in the area.
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
I've never been one for talking on the phone at all, so I've never had phone sex. I have masturbated on cam many times and have masturbated on cam with another person who was also masturbating a few times (I guess I'm a lot more into it than most of the ladies I've cammed with). In my early days on the internet, I did a bunch of cyber sex.
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
I began following a chastity blog a little while back. I have no idea why it turns me on. Imagining myself in the situations described and pictured seems absolutely horrible and I would never ever want it, /ever/. Yet the posts turn me on? I don't understand it...
50. Do you like dirty talk?
A little bit. Kind of, I guess. It's really hard for it to not just be awkward.
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
I am silent except for heavier breathing. To the apparent dismay of ladies everywhere. But it's something I've always done in an attempt to keep my family from knowing what I was doing just on the other side of the bedroom wall.
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
Not really. Technically sex has been interrupted a couple of times, such as the incident described in one of the above answers, but the interrupters never knew that they interrupted anything.
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
I really can't think of a time that either masturbation or sex were ever embarrassing for me.
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
I can't recall anything funny in my sex/masturbation history. There was a time several months ago where I recorded myself masturbating and had a towel down on the floor to catch my cum. Instead, my cum shot out and got on the floor and on the power supply for my laptop. Really wasn't funny, but it was unexpected, I guess. Made for a good show, though, I suppose.
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Typically I go for anything that focuses on vulva, especially with penetration.
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
That is impossible to answer. It would have been many, many years ago.
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
It was a video of a man and a woman having sex. Nothing special.
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
I can't really recall any that made me laugh or that I thought was stupid. I've seen a lot of porn that made me think "what the fuck?" Or "that's... weird.."
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Everyone is either older or younger than you. No one is born at the same exact time that you are.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
I only have one.
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
I've only been in one relationship. I don't know why she left me. Or really, I don't know why she was with me in the first place.
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
Outside of special condoms (ribbed, warming sensations, etc.), no.
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
Depends on who it was, I suppose, but I guess I can't really think of anyone I'd say no to, except for family. My nudes are already on tumblr, so it isn't like anyone would really need to ask unless they want something different or don't know that they're here.
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
Again, you obviously meant sex dream, wet dreams are something else. But yes, I probably have. I can't recall specifically if I ever have, though.
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
I don't know. Never specifically tried it. I just have sex. I'm sure what I've done mimics some porn here and there, but it wasn't intentional.
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
I'm not sure. Maybe? Obviously a lot of ladies have known that I masturbated to them, but they were all ladies who would have expected it.
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
As I've described above, I am silent for that reason.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
See the answer above about when I first masturbated.
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way)
No.
70. Favorite type of oral?
There are different types?
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried?
Again, my ex and I were not adventurous. The strangest ones I can remember were the time she sat in my lap with her back against my chest while I leaned against the wall while we were in her bed, and the time I picked her up with her legs around my waste and her arms around my shoulders and briefly had sex that way.
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
Again, I always just had sex. I really wasn't concerned with what might or might not exist or whether it specifically fell into a particular position or not. Humans have been having sex for hundreds of thousands of years, I really doubt I did anything new.
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
N/A
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
N/A
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Neither, but I guess I'd be closest to submissive in that I love giving pleasure, even more than receiving it. But I do not like being dominated.
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Obviously.
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
Obviously.
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
No. I couldn't have sex with someone I didn't love. Or it'd be very hard for me to.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
Kind of. And kind of.
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn't your partner?
Vaginal sex, no. Some other things, yes.
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
It's pretty safe to say that my ex, who left me 3 and a half years ago for another guy whom she is still with, has probably had sex with someone else. Things were also definitely going on behind my back while we were together and I would not be surprised in the least if she fully had sex with others while she was with me.
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
My ex and I had a few scares, but she never got pregnant.
83. Birth control or condoms?
Condoms are horrible. It's very hard for me to orgasm while wearing one. More often than not when I wore them, my ex would eventually push me out, pull the condom off of me, then pull me back in so that I could finish.
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
This should be vary apparent by now.
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
This should also be pretty apparent.
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
No interaction has ever taken place to suggest to them that I might be, but I was with a girl for 3 and a half years, they /have/ to suspect.
87. Do you have any STDs?
Not that I am aware of.
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
Yes.
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
I've never even /played/ 7 minutes in heaven.
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
This is not applicable, but just in case it needs to be said, I prefer it when she swallows. (I know there are guys who like when she makes a mess, but I do not like messes)
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
My ex very often rejected my advances. It always bummed me out pretty bad. For the majority of our relationship, we had sex only once ever week or two weeks on average.
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven't lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
My ex was the first person who ever even appeared to take any interest in me. Now that my virginity is gone, it would not make sense for anyone to offer to take it from me.
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?
I guess.
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
I guess it was spontaneous? We were making out and playing with each other when she asked me to fuck her. I asked if she was sure, and she said yes. I only have the very faintest of memories of that. I wish I remembered losing my virginity a lot better.
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
No. I was always afraid someone would come home when my ex and I were showering together, but somehow it never happened.
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
This is a really weird question?
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
I don't have a lover. My ex obviously knew. Who wouldn't know? Everyone masturbates...
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
This is a weird question, too?
99. Do you like masturbation?
Who the fuck hates masturbation?
100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
N/A
golgothan:

Black Cat by Nat Jones.

golgothan:

Black Cat by Nat Jones.